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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:03
Then came..
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...